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Here's a combo approach under 600 words, offering two witty comebacks that land somewhere between humor and the high road:

1. The Playful Jab (180 Words):

"That's certainly... a unique perspective! Is there a special school of thought you studied, or did that one just pop into your head like a particularly stubborn earworm? Maybe there's an untapped market for a book titled '[Insert exaggerated title based on their comment]'. I bet it'd be a real mind-bender!"

This comeback uses playful jabs and exaggeration. You highlight the absurdity of the comment while remaining lighthearted. They might laugh it off, feeling a bit silly, or struggle to defend themselves against the humorous jab.

2. The Fact-laced Feigned Confusion (220 Words):

"Wait, hold on a second. Did you just say [repeat the idiotic comment]? Now, I'm a big fan of creative thinking, but... Let me see if I understand this right. You're suggesting [explain the flaw or illogic of their comment, using a couple of well-known facts or basic logic]. Hmm, that's an interesting one. Maybe you could explain it to me again, because based on [mention a relevant fact or principle], it seems like there might be a missing piece in the puzzle."

This approach feigns confusion but subtly injects a fact or two, making them explain their logic against a backdrop of established knowledge. It keeps the tone light but demonstrates your awareness and leaves them potentially flustered.

Bonus Tip: Deliver both comebacks with a playful smile and a raised eyebrow. This adds a layer of amusement without resorting to sarcasm.

Remember, the key is to stay calm, witty, and avoid a heated debate. These comebacks disarm with humor while showcasing your own knowledge or logic. Choose the one that best suits your personality and the situation!